Keanu Reeves is a vampire.
Now, look at this:
That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.
His body never was found.
Then, look at this:
An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.
I KNEW IT.
That explains why he’s sad. He’s cursed with immortality, and everyone he ever loves will die in his infinite lifetime.
This changes everything I ever thought about his performance in Dracula. And also, I wonder whether when he played Ted in “Bill & Ted” in the first film, whether he recommended the looks and style of each historical figure, as he was around at the time….